It was an iffy ork, not a whiffy orc.
Ife, not Mindy, is the wife of Mork the ork.
Together they reach for knife and fork,
to eat bifé and pork!
Surprised and knifed by Bjork, with a fork!
Uncorked, life taken in a jiffy…
Bjork could be an orc…if ‘e small one!