ELECTION DAY UK!

Bet you cant guess which way I lean…

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Friday Pettifogger The Second

Ork

There is an ork on my fork

Is a bit of a dork

Called Mork from York

Feeds off pork and cork

At work likes to roar “Rork!”

That ork on my fork

Worked forking pork

Not po’kin and fo’kin cork

For k, (in Spanish, ‘por k

Porque? no se!) Wor’ k! Cor! k!

That ork on my fork

Forked tongue ork twisted

Torked norking sork zork

Korky oorky gorky tork

Borkin’ mad that Ork

On my Fork

 

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Friday Pettifogging

Pocket

I found an ock in my pocket!

It is my pet ock

Not a rock or rocket, not a lock or locket and not even a sock or socket.

Don’t mock or mock it, dock or dock it…

Don’t cock or cock it, and please don’t fock or fock it!

It’s not a Jock

Definitely not a clock that tic tocks

Or is a block of ock or a flock of ocks

Not a glock with which to force you to say,

“Hock, nock or zock

Oock is the name of my pet ock

in my pocket.

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DAZED n CONFUSED…conscripted 2 TUBEWAY ARMY!

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Daze of the week

Have you Read any of them yet?

If not STOP and GO and READ them…only 19 of em so far…

RESPONSE to An Unnecessary and Unsolicited Explanation For Your Pancreas

1. Everything is related…

2. Related is everything

3. Diπo

4. A tangled web of lies…

5. Tubeway Army – …Are “friends” electric…

6. its for the fun init!

7. Matrix…

8. Again…lies within lies…

9. She always was and always will be…

10. Corrupted “and per se and”